Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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