Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Randomize
