have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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