Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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