How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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