im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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