what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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