i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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