Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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