I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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