Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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