who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Randomize
