I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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