...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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