i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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