It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
You've changed since you got that strap on
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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