Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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