My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
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