During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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