idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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