But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I am full of burrito and curiosity
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
