NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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