My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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