How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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