i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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