He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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