AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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