I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
How does it feel to date your dad?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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