508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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