can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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