Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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