is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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