My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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