pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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