So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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