I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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