this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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