Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Panties = found
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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