yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
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