ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
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hahahahaha turkey breast
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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