That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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