it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
