She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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