I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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