Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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