ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
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