We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
