I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Randomize
