Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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