Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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