Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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