Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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