I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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