if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Randomize
