i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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