Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
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