after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Drake has all the answers
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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