I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Randomize
